Pimper

Dorm Room - Afternoon

Jamal is swiping on his phone. Tim is playing a video game.

JAMAL

Hey Tim, could you resolve this PR?

TIM

What's her name?

JAMAL

Tammy

NARRATIVE

Jamal looks at Tim with pleading eyes. Tim gets a hand-wave gesture in his glasses.

TIM

What's her dimensions?

JAMAL

25, 22, 27

TIM

Does she want a parent?

JAMAL

Yah, ancestry says she's of the Kebra Negast... I'll have to ask my Dad.

NARRATIVE

Tim rolls his eyes, and focuses more on the game.

JAMAL

C'mon dude

TIM

I need 15 rether by Thursday...

JAMAL

Ugh, runescape is such a grind

TIM

It's either mine, kill crabs, or ask SAM.

JAMAL

I don't want to wear my pitbit, today... eh, whatever... I gotta go get class.

NARRATIVE

Jamal puts on his pitbit and leaves the dorm. Jamal walks to the 1st bus. Jamal looks around and sees only one green. He thinks: "How much?" His glasses show: "15 hour linger" He thinks: "Omega, she must be so hot... add a reminder to linger"

On the way to Jamal's second bus, he sees a sign: with a busty woman, a polar bear, and a mocha-koma. His heart-rate fluctuates... his glasses display the ticker for mocha-koma going up.

With his ear phones in, he hears the doppler of a guy's theme song playing: "Hey, when you're walking down the street, and the people that you meet..." Jamal thinks: "Remind me to linger in nostaligia of doug, later..."

Jamal sees an orange that he is curious about, so he takes off his glasses because her magic-wanded form is obscured by the orange. He hears: "watchout, her 23andthee doesn't jive with yours..." He puts back on his glasses.